TEST: Uke o Seme?
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TEST: Uke o Seme?

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    <p>You are a Innocent Uke!

    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme. <p>
    Most compatible with: Romantic Seme

    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme<p>
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    You are a Romantic Seme!

    A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

    Verissimo

    Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
     
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    oook... io ho scelto Uke ma in realtà...

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    [b]You are a Opportunist Seme![/b]
    Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
    Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke
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    Io ho scelto Uke e infatti :tea:

    You are a Clueless Uke!
    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.




    Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
     
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    Io preferirei essere l'uke
     
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    You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
    Most compatible with: Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke


    Ma non è vero... :cry:
    È tarocco.
     
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    You are a Clueless Uke!
    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.


    mmh..
     
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    CITAZIONE

    <p>You are a Dramatic Uke

    You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.<p>
    Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme

    Least compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Romantic Seme<p>
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    Devo dire che ci ha azzeccato in pieno :sisi:
     
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    You are a Innocent Uke!
    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.


    Non me lo aspettavo :o:
     
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    Beh, lo immaginavo xD
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    Avevo votato Uke :P Che strane domande però ahahah

    You are a Innocent Uke!
    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.



    Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
     
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